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bostonreview:

Jesus the Republican

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daritocriss:

meanwhile Australian politics 

Meanwhile in British politics.

Meanwhile in French politics

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palmate:

a-mock-turtle:

Do you guys know what this means

You’re pregnant before a dick’s even in you now

You could be pregnant right now and not even know it

I’m pregnant

you’re pregnant

WE’RE ALL PREGNANT

YOU GET A FETUS

AND YOU GET A FETUS

AND YOU GET A FETUS

EVERYBODY LOOK UNDER YOUR CHAIR

IT’S A POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST

EVERYONE GETS A FETUS

I always wanted to be on Oprah’s Christmas special, but for the free pashminas not for the pre-pregnancy. 

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brooklynmutt:

Of course, TV news shows have always put a premium on appearance, more so for women than for men. And it’s hardly a revelation that some networks place more pressure on women than do others: C-SPAN has no makeup room at all, just a collection of powder compacts that guests can use if they are so inclined. At MSNBC, Rachel Maddow is known to prefer minimal makeup, while other anchors want more, and the artists oblige with a range of choices, from neutral tones to berry hues. Bloomberg TV tends toward the corporate aesthetic; CNN favors a professional style that makes women and men look crisp, as if they have been ironed. As for Fox, suffice it to say that there is a YouTube montage devoted to leg shots of Fox anchors, who are often outfitted in body-hugging dresses of vibrant red and turquoise, their eyes enhanced by not only liner and shadow but also false lashes. A Fox regular once commented to me that she gets more calls from network management about her hair, clothes, and makeup than about what she says. “I just think of it as a uniform,” she said of her getup.

Read: Foxy Ladies, The Atlantic

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motherjones:

The things you learn from talking to doctors…

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erosum:

hypervocal:

13 People Who Don’t Know What ‘Literally’ Means

Literally the best list on the internet.

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

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This is pretty much the same reaction I had when I read the Bible as a teenager.

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